TV Faith Healing
During one big thunder storm a lightning spirit forced entry into our TV.
This is the second try on trying to get our TV healed. This time we got this guy to come to the house and do the healing here.
Like the other healer, he laid hands on it.
He looked at it and mumbled things.
Then he got out symbols, icons, amulets and some contraption for acupunctural healing .
Acupuncture, they use needles right? Yeah, so like I said.
He began expelling it’s negative thoughts and transforming them into enlightened mind and such.
He continued to drive away the possessing lightning force.
continuous playing of mantras…
Then he chanted something about getting a new power supply ordered
and said It may take several weekly exorcisms over several years to expel a deeply entrenched lightning spirit.
This was where we went the first time.
Just kidding
about all of it,
well, most of it.
Love ya and thank you for reading, because of you I’m not just telling stories to my self.
Everything is fine in Tennessee and I’ve recently heard lightning spirits don’t like surge protectors, dunno, haven’t tried it yet.
3 comments
So dyeing to know , is the tv working? were you successful with the woo woo stuff on the inside or is it still in a not believing state so there for it cant heal? Just wasn't sure and I like an ending to stories I read. Jimmy
ReplyDeleteIt's condition is stable although no visible signs of improvement yet.
ReplyDeleteIt may have been able to resist the lightning spirits had it been more grounded in it's electrical beliefs,
unfortunately at this point a more materialistic approach may be the only way to go.
It's condition is stable although no visible signs of improvement yet.
ReplyDeleteIt may have been able to resist the lightning spirits had it been more grounded in it's electrical beliefs,
unfortunately at this point a more materialistic approach may be the only way to go.